Posts tagged ahahaha

taycreatesmemories:

whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties

(via flyestmuthafuckaintharoom)

everysongisaboutsex:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

(Source: not-a-painbow, via flyestmuthafuckaintharoom)

“Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, motherfucker. Take your Fisher-Price ‘My First Megaphone’ and get the fuck out of my face. This thing is made for riot control! I run Campout now, bitch!” —Tucker Max