245,457 notes May 9, 2013 poursuitedelavie: DAMN AFRICA, WHAT HAPPENED? (Source: overitdotcom, via bitching-mermaid) Filed under mean girls hahahaha
218,135 notes August 11, 2012 Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight Dude [into cellphone]:I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by. Filed under hahahaha oh my jesus gentleman